Macaroni: hey man
I got an idea for wheels
jkrewdotcom: shoot
Macaroni: okay, you know how you have a motorcycle theme right? I mean it's your idea
jkrewdotcom: yessir
Macaroni: alright, so we take 4 mini-bikes. Rebuild them like that jap-dude you love. Then we attach the axles to the minibike so it drives the rear wheels of the minibikes and steers the front wheel. So you have 8 wheels with 4 steering and 4 powering.
so your car is rollin around on 4 mini-bikes.... that'd be SOOO PIMP
jkrewdotcom: HAHAHA BRILLIANT!!!
Macaroni: and you could even keep the engines in them in case you wanted 200ccs of extra displacement
jkrewdotcom: YUESSS what about the banshee bikes?!
4 nitro burnin banshee bikes on 22's
Macaroni: hmm, that's kind of extreme
the minibikes would probably tuck better under the coilovers
jkrewdotcom: haha
I have always wanted to make a car powered by a team of kittens pulled on a dogsled harness but not just a dozen kittens but like 100 kittens in unison
Macaroni: kittens? Kittens can hardly open their eyes. They'd have to be pumped full of pig growth hormones, stabbed in their pituitary gland (for freshness), and given steroids.
But roid-kittens pulling a car would be pretty hawt. I bet Marylyn Manson would agree.
jkrewdotcom: I dunno man... the key is the cuteness. I mean, anyone can biometrically merge kittens with robotics to create what I like to call a super kitten or mechitten™ for short. How many people do you know who has the patience and will to train 100 kittens to march in unison as well as pulling close to 45000x their weight?
Macaroni: true I guess, but who has the time?
jkrewdotcom: I bet I can make my vision a reality by summer 2010 if given the proper funding. I would need someone who can telepathically communicate with the kittens though. Maybe check out craigslist for that?

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